Sweet Cheesus

Is it possible that Velveeta Shells and Cheese is the perfect comfort food? It's easy to cook (though I have messed up the recipe in recent days. note to self: wait for water to boil before adding noodles), reminds everyone of childhood, and is endlessly satiating in its warmth and creaminess. I don't think I'll ever get sick of mac and cheese; I mean, I could go on the most turbulent of ocean journeys or ride every vertigo-inducing roller coaster at Six Flags, and I'd still be happy to down a bowl.

PB&J doesn't even hold a candle.